Is Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil Clean? Profanity and Content Guide for the Audiobook
A substantial share of the book gets filtered, and most listeners will choose to skip a meaningful amount.
18h 26m audiobook, 243 filtered segments, 9.7% of the runtime gets skipped at full strength.
I picked this up expecting the same atmospheric, boundary-pushing storytelling V. E. Schwab has built her reputation on, and that is exactly what I got, for better and for worse. Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil runs nearly eighteen and a half hours, and right around nine percent of that runtime is tagged across 243 human-reviewed segments. The biggest story here is the sexual content. At just over ninety-five minutes of filtered audio, it accounts for the bulk of what gets skipped, and the severe tier alone spans more than twenty scenes. Chapter 22 is the first place I would tell you to brace yourself, with seventeen flagged segments clustered together in a way that makes it the densest stretch in the whole book. Then Chapter 26 hits you with a single severe scene that runs nearly six minutes straight, the longest unbroken sequence in the entire audiobook. Violence is the second thing to flag. Nineteen of the thirty-five violence segments land in the severe bucket, so this is not background battlefield noise. It is deliberate, close, and the kind of thing that lingers. The profanity count is real but honestly manageable on its own. The fifteen severe slur segments are a different matter and feel more jarring given the fantasy setting. My honest read: if you are listening solo and you came here for dark, immersive Schwab, you can finish the book with filters running and still get the full narrative. If you are sharing earbuds on a road trip with teenagers, I would keep profanity, violence, and sexual content filters all active. Kids under thirteen, I would steer elsewhere entirely.
What we filtered
| Category | Mild | Moderate | Severe | Total | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Profanity | 39 | 52 | 17 | 108 | 1m 4s |
| Slur | 0 | 0 | 15 | 15 | 9s |
| Blasphemy | 3 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 3s |
| Violence | 6 | 10 | 19 | 35 | 9m 3s |
| Sexual Content | 23 | 28 | 22 | 73 | 1h 35m |
| Crude Humor | 2 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 21s |
| Substance Use | 5 | 1 | 0 | 6 | 1m 15s |
Profanity, by word: 21 f-ck, 18 Crude Insults, 18 Mild Insults, 14 sh-t, 13 ch-nk, and 37 more across 10 other words. (Word-level filters let you keep some words and skip others. Your library, your rules.)
The heaviest single chapter: Chapter 22, with 17 filtered segments across all categories.
The longest single scene we flagged runs about 5m 50s in Chapter 26 and falls under sexual content.
What you get back when you filter Bury Our Bones in the Midnight Soil on AudioHaven
- Same book, same story.
- About 1h 47m of total filterable runtime, which you choose to keep or skip by category and by severity.
- Real-time skipping. The book plays straight through, with a soft cut where each segment lives.
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